Pick-up Lines You Should Never Use

1 ‘Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.’  That’s just plain unimaginative. Trust us, the girl isn’t even going to give you a second look if you come up with that.
2 ‘Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.’ She’ll probably ask you to walk by again… and then keep walking. Don’t even think about using this one.
3 ‘Great legs, what time do they open?’ Okay that’s good as a PJ, but in all likelihood it’ll earn you a slap from the one you use it on.
4. ‘You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.’  Are you serious? This one belongs to the last century, and should have been left there.
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?  This is the time when not just the girl, but even her friends will beat you up. Think twice even before you think of this line.
6.’ I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.’ Do you see her on the floor rolling with laughter…
7. ‘Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.’ She’s going to ask you keep dreaming, dude.
8. ‘You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.’  Flattery is still the best way to win brownie points, but with this gem, don’t be surprised if she blows her fuse.
9. ‘My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can’t hold it in.’  And after that she’ll be running to the loo to throw up. So don’t even think about using this one.
10. ‘You want me. I can smell it.’ Don’t be surprised if she calls you a dog after you sprout such a gem.

Prevent a Man from Cheating

Respect him. Listen to him and what he has to say, don’t nag him in public or when friends are around, and do not poke fun at his beliefs. Try not to hurt his morale or dignity. Make him feel proud and show respect. As long as you respect him, he will respect you and not cheat on you.

Show that you love him every day. Even if you argue, you can still express your love for him each and every day. Prepare breakfast and dinner for him, kiss him and hug him, tell him you love him, and find your own special ways to show him that you are there for him.

Make him believe in trust. Trust is the key to the entire relationship. Although it might be a not to savvy subject to talk about, let him know that if he cheats on you that the trust will be broken and impossible to bring back. You don’t need to threaten him, just make him realize that the trust exists between you and him and that cheating will ruin the entire relationship.

Do things together. I am sure you both have many fond memories of when you first started dating. Why stop now? Keep making sweet loving memories like going on a vacation together or achieve one of your shared dreams. These things will remind him about how great your relationship is and will make him very happy. It will be very hard for a man to cheat on the one who makes him happy.

Don’t accuse him of cheating(THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT) . If you don’t have any hard evidence that he is cheating, then don’t bring it up or accuse him. Don’t argue with him because you just have a hunch or a baseless suspicion. This could annoy him to the point that he would want to make your suspicion a reality.

There are many men who are just naturally unfaithful and cheaters and if you have a partner like this, then it might be impossible or hopeless to change him. However, there are also men who will always be faithful and strive to be faithful. In this case, you don’t have anything to worry about. If he has cheated on you once, twice, or even three times, then you might want to consider moving on as you need to keep your self respect and with time, you will find someone who you deserve. 

More Types of Women to Avoid

1. Putting you on hold 
Say for example you go out on a date and it was wonderful, you had a good time, and everything was just perfect. You go to bed with a nice smile on your face excited to see her again. You call her the next day and get no answer. You try again in a few days, still, no answer. Finally you hear back from her a week later and she makes up some excuse why she couldn’t return your calls. You go out again and this date was even better than the last, but again, she disappears for another week. Chances are she is out banging some other guy while you are put on hold.

2. Gold Diggers
This one is an obvious type of woman to stay away from as she needs your money but not your heart. You will lose every single penny you have on this girl and still, she won’t love you. She wants luxurious items and expects you to buy them for her simply because she has a nice smile and a pretty face.

3. Tease
This type can either be classified as a tease or an attention grabber, or even just a free drink getter. This type of girl will flirt with you all night, you will dance, and it will seem obvious where the night is heading to. You get her many drinks because what the hell, you are getting lucky tonight anyway, right? At the end of the night, you ask her for her number and she denies your request and walks away and you go home alone, broke, and angry. This kind of girls is very easy to fall for so stay alert and be strong. Just like the gold diggers, this one will get what she wants just because she has a pretty face and a sexy body – the exception is you will never get a chance to see it.

4. Feminist
Although women’s rights are a good thing, some women take this matter a bit overboard and become feminist extremists. They think every single problem on this planet is caused by men and will stop at nothing until women dominate the universe. If you hear the words “all men think with their penises” then this is a good sign that this one is going to be fighting for her gender in a sex war and will do anything she can to control you.

5. Bitch
The bitchy type of girl doesn’t mean someone who is annoying or asks for a lot of things, but instead someone who just doesn’t know how to have a good time and wants to make you suffer with her. She is against the world and she feels the world is against her. She opens her mouth and nothing but dark, depressing, or angry words come out of it. Now she has you to help her fight the battle against the world so avoid it and get out.

Some More Types of Men to Avoid

Not ready to commit 
Some men will be emotionally unavailable and say the words “I am just looking for a casual fling” or “I am not ready to settle down”. Some might not ever want to take the relationship to the next level even after dating for a long time. If he has never had a serious relationship and makes fun of his married friends, or if he doesn’t want to open up to you, he is not ready for a serious relationship and you don’t need this kind of guy.

Too nice
Of course we should want to have a nice guy, but too nice is too bad. Women who have dated those bad boys in the past might be attracted to a guy who is too nice, but eventually it’ll get boring and will not work. The man needs to be respectful and not act like a slave to a woman, otherwise be prepared for constant apologies as you take your anger out on him. If he gives you presents for no reason, constantly touching you in public, gives you embarrassing nicknames, then you should stay away otherwise you will just become annoyed and angry.

Married Man
This is absolutely the worst kind of guy to get involved with. Either he will leave his wife for you and then you have to think what if he does the same to you or he will of course choose his wife over you any day. A break up will never be easy with a married man and especially if there are children involved.

No future
If for example you have your heart set on having many kids and the guy doesn’t want any kids, cut your losses even if the chemistry is great because you have no future together. If he is a devout Catholic and you are Jewish and have different morale and religious values, it might be hard to sustain a long term relationship. Make sure you have the same morale values with the guy otherwise nothing will ever work out and it might be difficult to compromise.

Roaming Eye
A man should make you feel like the only woman in the room. If he has a wandering eye, crazy about internet porn, or has a history of heating, then don’t expect him to change. If he is always saying sexual comments about other women or if he is checking out different women all the time, there is a chance he might cheat on you in the future.

There are many men out there and many decent guys who will make you happy and provide a lovely, long lasting relationship. You just have to find the right one and sort out those who will never make you happy.

Things Not to Ask Your Boyfriend

1. How many girls he has been with before you

You really don’t want to know how many women came before you. Nothing good can come from this topic. If it is higher than you expected, then you are going to start feeling like another notch on his belt. If it is unlikely lower than you expected, you will probably wonder what’s wrong with him. It’s good to know though about sexual history in order to prevent diseases, but unless you want to feel insecure, it’s better to not know his number just as he probably doesn’t want to know yours either.

2. If he thinks about his exes when he is with you
Have you thought about an ex while you were dating him? Chances are that he also thought about an ex as well while dating you, but this isn’t a bad thing. After all, you are with him now anyway. Men compare their current girlfriend to their past ones in order to judge what is good and what is bad about the relationship, but again, knowing if your boyfriend thinks about his ex or not will just make you feel insecure.

3. How do you rank among his exes
Just like the other mentioned information, this again will make you feel insecure. The main thing to focus on is that you and him are together now. Ask him what he likes and wants in a relationship and pay close attention to his answer.

4. What does he do when you are not around
You might want to know about some things that he does when you are not around, but you shouldn’t be wondering for example like how much porn he watches or what types he looks at. These questions are counterproductive. Unless if he is a sex or porn addict or if you have a religious objection, you shouldn’t bring it up.

5. What do his parents really think of you
Parents are hard to please. They have seen many different women come and go from their son’s life. You shouldn’t discuss whether or not your parents liked an ex better than you because regardless, couples get married even if their parents approve of it or not. You are dating him, not his parents.

12 Baisc Types Of Women

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

ADVANTAGES
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your friends jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

DISADVANTAGES
a. When you get broke she’ll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your rich friend comes up she’ll be on his arm the next day.

2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

ADVANTAGES
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She’ll try everything more than once.
c. You’re never unsatisfied.
d. She’ll do all the things your girl won’t do.
e. She doesn’t mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

DISADVANTAGES
a. Eventually, b/c she’s a female, she’ll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she’s your “main”.
c. She messes around with your friend and act like you are in the wrong for telling her that she’s a freak.
d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement

3. Ms. Independent

ADVANTAGES
a. You don’t have to worry about buying her anything. She’s already got it.
b. She’s intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She’s great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.

DISADVANTAGES
a. She will continuously let you know that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say screw you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.

4. Ms. Dyme

ADVANTAGES
a. She’s top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a “model”
e. Gets turns you on whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn’t care.

DISADVANTAGES
a. She’s superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She’s probably dumb and if she’s not, her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every guy is gonna try to get her.

5. Ms. Tomboy

ADVANTAGES
a. She’s cool and laid back.
b. She’ll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She’s easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She’s a diamond in the rough.

DISADVANTAGES
a. She’ll remind you too much of your friends.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.

6. Ms. Rebel

ADVANTAGES
a. She’s not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She’s down for you. She’ll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She strong and a true individual.
d. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

DISADVANTAGES
a. She doesn’t know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can’t stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other second.
d. She’s willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her hair colors, tatoos, and or piercings are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.

7. Ms. Good Girl

ADVANTAGES
a. She’s always there for you.
b. She’s intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.

DISADVANTAGES
a. She’s an A or B situation either:
A. You’re not gonna get any until ya’ll are married or
B. She said she’s never done – she said she’s never tried – she’s sitting there telling a straight out lie.

8. Ms. Main

ADVANTAGES
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You’ve been with her forever.

DISADVANTAGES
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick you out.

9. Ms. Psycho

ADVANTAGES
a. She’s fun and spontaneous.
b. She’s down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true, so everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

DISADVANTAGES
a. Don’t you break up with her. She will stalk you.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messin’ with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man

ADVANTAGES
a. She may have a man but she’ll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

DISADVANTAGES
a. She’ll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She’ll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she’ll get her man to come beat you up.
d. She’ll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

11. Ms. Tease

ADVANTAGES
a. She’s tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She’s intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every guy wants her b/c she’s so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

DISADVANTAGES
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

12. MRS. RIGHT

ADVANTAGES
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme, but she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother’s.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She’s always there for you, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She’s not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her; she’s your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She’s always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she’s also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She’s nothing like any other girl you’ve met. She’s your woman.

DISADVANTAGE
a. You’ve probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go